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Vigilance Elite

The Disclaimer Tee

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Vigilance Elite

The Disclaimer Tee

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THE DISCLAIMER

THE SAME DISCLAIMER AS IN THE VIDEOS

WE THINK IT'S HILARIOUS AND WE HOPE YOU DO TOO!

Anything you have seen or heard on this commercial has absolutely no factual backing. No animals were harmed before, during, or after the making of this production. Viewers may experience but not limited to these side effects may include excessive eating of milk duds, and gummy bears, sudden out bursts of “yeehaw” for no apparent reason finding yourself excessively using the words “Ahh” and “umm”. If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, consider yourself lucky.

If you experience dizziness, nausea, vomiting, dry eye, teeth grinding, head congestion, smelly farts, large amounts of ear wax build up, diarrhea, uncontrollable diarrhea, excessive diarrhea, exploding diarrhea, burning diarrhea, diarrhea of the mouth, or if your ass is literally on fire, these are not side effects from watching or hearing Vigilance Elite productions, and has no association with Shawn Ryan.

But may be a direct reaction from too many milk duds and gummy bears. If you experience any of these side effects immediately log on to VigilanceElite.com and purchase hats, beanies, flannels, red flannels, blue flannels, gray flannels, t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, jackets, snap backs, flex fits, patches, hoodies, and milk dud shirts if you continue to experience side effects, please consult your nearest Vigilance Elite representative.

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